GASSANDRA CLAIMS SHE IS MAYOR!
Someone needs to explain to Gassandra that in order to become Mayor, it is not enough to simply wish it with all your might. You need to actually win the…
SHOCK AND AWE: KENNEDY HAS 44 BLOCKWALKERS!
We’ve never seen anything like it. This weekend there are 44 blockwalkers accompanying mayoral candidate Brian Kennedy on their walk through District 3. At that rate they must be hitting…
FELIX MUÑOZ FOR DISTRICT 5
Of the five candidates running for City District 5 to replace Isabel Salcido, who is a tax-and-spend vendida of the lowest order, Felix Muñoz is the obvious choice. Raised in…
ALEJANDRA “ENRON” CHAVEZ SENDS HER FIRST MAILER
We just received the first mailer of District 1 candidate Alejandra Chavez, a former risk manager for Enron and now the darling of the big developers and their bankers and…
ALEJANDRA CHAVEZ, TAX-AND-SPEND CANDIDATE FOR DISTRICT 1, WAS A RISK MANAGER FOR ENRON!
Alejandra Chavez is the Oligarchy candidate for District 1. She is raking in the big bucks from Woody Hunt, Rick Francis, Bill Sanders, and all their friends and intent upon…
RYAN WOODCRAFT TO THE EL PASO TIMES: “BRING FISCAL SANITY BACK TO EL PASO COUNTY”
Ryan Woodcraft, Guest Columnist, El Paso Times, Sept. 5, 2024 “I am running for County Commissioner of Precinct 1 in order to bring fiscal sanity back to El Paso County,…
ALERT: TAX-AND-SPEND CANDIDATES FOR LOCAL OFFICE HAVE APPEARED ON OUR RADAR!
Today we are are reporting from our fortified bunker at a secret location beneath a mountain. Our patented atomic radar can identify tax-and-spend politicians from a distance of 10,000 kilometers…
INTERVIEW WITH KENNETH BELL, CANDIDATE FOR CITY DISTRICT 3
Born in Washington, DC, Kenneth Bell has served in the Army for 12 years and is now a reservist. He has resided in District 3 since 2016 and is running…
RENARD WILL DONATE HIS SALARY TO CHARITY IF ELECTED, LOL!
Renard Johnson, whose brother and former business partner has been federally indicted in a $3 million Ponzi scheme, promises to give away his salary if elected Mayor. Wow, we are…
EL PASO COUNTY WILL OWN THE DECK PLAZA OVER INTERSTATE 10!
This past Monday, the El Paso Commissioners Court voted 4-1 (with Iliana Holguin dissenting) to contribute $1 million toward the design cost for building a five-block deck plaza over Interstate…