Today we are are reporting from our fortified bunker at a secret location beneath a mountain. Our patented atomic radar can identify tax-and-spend politicians from a distance of 10,000 kilometers…
Born in Washington, DC, Kenneth Bell has served in the Army for 12 years and is now a reservist. He has resided in District 3 since 2016 and is running…
Renard Johnson, whose brother and former business partner has been federally indicted in a $3 million Ponzi scheme, promises to give away his salary if elected Mayor. Wow, we are…
This past Monday, the El Paso Commissioners Court voted 4-1 (with Iliana Holguin dissenting) to contribute $1 million toward the design cost for building a five-block deck plaza over Interstate…
