At our top-secret weapons manufacturing facility, miles beneath a mountain, we have nearly completed testing our new anti-tax superweapon.
We are not at liberty to reveal technical details but can confirm it will travel at Mach 25 and be able to reach corrupt politicians anywhere on planet Earth within 39 minutes.
We guarantee it will stop any debt issued without voter permission and prevent tax increases from both cities and counties.
Moreover, it has the capability of terminating data centers, debt plazas, and multipurpose basketball arenas!
We asked permission from White Sands Missile Range to conduct a live test in the New Mexico desert but were told that New Mexico is still very much needed, so we may have to revise our plans slightly…
We’ve got your back, El Paso!