Someone needs to explain to Gassandra that in order to become Mayor, it is not enough to simply wish it with all your might. You need to actually win the mayoral election, which is not for another 58 days.

Thus, she should not have begun her recent Insta post, in which she brags about increasing the government minimum wage, with the phrase “As Mayor…” because she has not earned that title.

Considering her appalling voting record–the worst since the establishment of the City of El Paso in 1873–we calculate that the odds of her winning her election are approximately the same as a rhinoceros entering your kitchen sink through your water faucet.