Today we are are reporting from our fortified bunker at a secret location beneath a mountain.
Our patented atomic radar can identify tax-and-spend politicians from a distance of 10,000 kilometers and we are now tracking twelve suspicious objects that have invaded our airspace:
—Renard Johnson is the Oligarchy candidate for Mayor and is backed by fake candidates Cassandra Hernandez and Isabel Salcido, who are running for the purpose of attacking Brian Kennedy in support of Renard rather than winning.
–In District 1, the Oligarchs are backing Alejandra Chavez, who was an analyst for Enron (yes, you read that correctly) before establishing her restaurant on N. Mesa St. She is for issuing hundreds of millions in bonds for a downtown arena and a deck plaza over Interstate-10 for her campaign contributors.
–In District 2, there is progressive candidate Josh Acevedo, who refused to support putting the MPC on the ballot, tried to torpedo the City Manager search, panders shamelessly to his progressive base, and advocates for wasteful projects.
–In District 3, there are five candidates running for City Council and so far we cannot determine which one is backed by the Oligarchs. More on this soon.
–In District 4. there is Cynthia Boyar Trejo, who opposes the incumbent Joe Molinar, the most financially responsible city rep Northeast El Paso has had in many years. Amazingly, she never voted before May! There is also Wesley Lawrence, a MAGA Republican who was recently reborn as Fidel Castro.
–In District 5, there are two fiscal disasters: Ivan Niño, who is Isabel Salcido’s 33-year old legislative aide (enough said), and Tamara Davis, who is Gassandra’s campaign treasurer (enough said).
–In District 7, there are Alan Serna, who accepted a contribution of $1,000 from Steve Ortega (that is all we need to know), and Fabiola Campos Lopez, who ignored multiple requests to respond to us and is definitely in the enemy camp.
–In County Precinct 1, there is progressive Jackie Butler, who is backed by the Oligarchs and would spend the County into an even deeper black hole.
CURRENT ENDORSEMENTS
Mayor, Brian Kennedy
District 1, Dr. Monica Reyes
District 2, Isabel Ceballos Otten
District 4, Joe Molinar
District 7, Lily Limón
We have yet to make decisions about the District 3 and 5 races.
As for the County, vote for Ryan Woodcraft for El Paso County Commissioner, Precinct 1 and Iliana Holguin for Precinct 3.
We will continue to track the tax-and-spend candidates and report back to you, our loyal followers.